slug bugs when i'm 10!

On the way home from church today tj (who was sitting in the very back) kept trying to tell us something like this:

       MOM! when i get to turn 10... wnoiajnlgkanslkgn (something we couldn't hear) so we ask him to speak up...

       MOM! when i'm 10 ! lajkd;lafkjklsdm.f.a.s./w///..... he tapers off again, so again we ask him to speak louder...

        MOM! when im 10  SLUG BUG YELLOW!

after the laughter from up front dies down, we ask tj, what about when your 10?

      oh, i don't know he says.... brad and i laugh again and then brad reminds me of this joke:

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, how ma---- Wanna ride my bike?!?